EBOOK NEW (The True Bastards) ✓ Jonathan French

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The True Bastards characters µ 104 Fetching was once the only female rider in the Lot Lands Now she is the leader of her own hoof a band of loyal half orcs sworn to her command But in the year since she took power the True Bas. BLOODY HELLS YES This is Fetch arc she s the new leader and she s bad ssed This book is slammed full of action and ssholes I damn loved it better than the first bookFetch has to go through ALOT of shit in this book now that she s in charge and she has to fight to keep everyone safe and fed There are things working against her but it takes a lot to bring a good OrcElf down She will kick your ss and have you for breakfast well not so much that last one There are some appearances from the first book as well as some sadness and humor I can t wait to own a physical copy Thank you to Netgalley and The Publisher for giving me the opportunity to read this awesome book Mel MY BLOG

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The True Bastards characters µ 104 Tards have struggled to survive Tested to the breaking point by the burdens of leadership Fetching battles desperately to stave off famine desertion and the scorn of the other half orc chieft. You name us mongrels You name us soot skins You name us ash coloreds You name us in hatred What will you name us when you learn to fear us Here we go I ve been looking forward to the next installment in this gritty violent bloodthirsty foul mouthed barbaric Mad Max on hogs chaotic world since I turned the last page of the first book Did Jonathan French deliver Indeed he did Let me give you just a bit of background to catch you upThe Frails otherwise known as humans have relied on The Hoof bands of castoff half orcs to serve as a barrier in The Lots between them and the rampaging Orcs Centaurs and numerous other creatures who routinely during a Berserker moon try to destroy everything in their path The Half orcs are the progeny of Orcs raping frails or in the case of our heroine Fetching elves They are toothy brawny ugly babies that even make their mothers shiver in disgust They might be mugly but they grow up to be fierce fighters not as strong as Orcs but infinitely smarter To protect their stronghold Hispartha the frails create a land for these repugnant half breeds to serve as a buffer between them and those monstrous creatures who desire their destructionIn the last season I m using a TV term because I feel that some bright executive in TV land should be cueing this up for Netflix or HBO Jackal was the focal character but now that he is off on some crusade to eviscerate an odious magician that leaves Fetching in charge of their Hoof clan the Bastards Fetching is the only female hog rider but now she breaks another glass ceiling by becoming the one and only Chief uim the term freuently used to describe her by rival Hoof bands Yeah it s not fucking easy being a woman in charge Never taken orders from no woman before Sure you have Fetch said giving her saddle s girth strap one final sharp tug Had to be at least one that told you to go faster Okay yeah I nearly geysered the mouthful of Earl Grey tea I happened to have just sipped before reading that line There will be numerous lines sprinkled throughout the text that will inspire a chortle a snortle or uite possibly a full on knee slapping belly laugh Needless to say any snide remark that any male of the species any species can conjure Fetch will have a barbed reply waiting in her uiver of snarky word shafts It doesn t help that Fetch is a half orc wet dream with her lush curves and pleasing features thanks to her elfin mother and seems to be putting out a fog of pheromones that turns every male into a grunting moronic asshole She may not look like a badass but once they feel the sting of her blade tickling their tenders they have to reevaluate her abilities Fetch is exceptional something that women all over have discovered they have to be to even be considered for any sort of advancement It is never enough to be eually as good How many women wish they could grab a man by his scrotum with their gloved hands and tell him to shut the fuck up and sit down before his manhood becomes an ugly but small objet d art on her mantlepiece For her own safety Fetch has to bristle with menacing violence So naturally things have turned to steaming shit The Lots are a wide swath of Thunderdome Things are so bad that Conan might pack up his swords and scuttle off to a safer geography Drought has brought famine the Hoof numbers are at an all time low some magical wolves are trying to kill Fetch another Hoof Chief is plotting her demise how dare she think a female can run a Hoof Band some really fucked up super Orc is trying to turn her into splatter the frails have brought cannon to their stronghold in The Lots fucking Jackel won t return from his fucking uest to help and the elves are not turning out to be the allies she hoped they would be Oh and she is about to discover the truth of her origin story Yep like something right out of the super hero comic books Despite all these distractions Fetching is coming to some controversial conclusions about the future of the Half orcs and their overlord masters the Frails Why serve when one can rule thyself Again as I turn the last page of this second season see what I m doing there again I m already wondering when I will have the pleasure of meeting back up with my smelly ill tempered Hoof band Who doesn t want to hang out with Mead Dumb Door Shed Snake Culprit Polecat Oats and Hoodwink I ve already yelled out in my sleep We live in the saddle We die on the hog Not an easy explanation to present to a befuddled wife woken from deep slumber Strap on your tulwar sling your crossbow across your back and get ready to ride your hog into battle with Fetch She needs all the help she can get even from Frails like you and I If you wish to see of my most recent book and movie reviews visit also have a Facebook blogger page at and an Instagram account

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The True Bastards characters µ 104 Ains even as orcs and humans alike threaten the Lots' very existence Then an old enemy finds a way to strike at her from beyond the grave and suddenly only one faint hope for salvation remain. The Lot Lands shaped you and often its molding hands were cruel But any form that survived its touch was one better suited to endure its next caress next crushing fist It mattered not at all that you might not enjoy what you became What mattered was that you lived The True Bastards by Jonathan French is the much anticipated seuel to The Grey Bastards which was published by Orbit last year This seuel offers the same gritty treacherous and filthy world of the first book but exceeds it with an elaborate bold plot and downright awesome characterisationThe True Bastards picks up shortly after the finale of the first book The Bastards are on the brink of utter ruin they are starving weak and if that wasn t bad enough they have creatures and other clans intent on annihilating them Fetch the female half orc is their new leader but for how long Can she find a solution to save her hoof And when a new bigger threat to The Lot Lands emerges can she uncover the truth behind it all With all this burden upon her Fetch certainly has her work cut out and finding a way to be the best leader she can for her loyal hoof riders is certainly no easy taskI ll start by mentioning what I love most about this series which would definitely have to be the world building The Lot Lands is not exactly what you would call a picturesue place to live and this second novel further establishes that fact The Lot s brutal scorching terrain is filled with blood thirsty centaurs volatile elves orcs ravenous hyenas and human military forces that believe their rule is supreme Our story centres around The True Bastards hoof a ragtag of foul mouthed brash half orcs who ride hogs known as Barbarians Although they seem savage on the surface they are in fact intelligent and incredibly endearing with their bond towards each other Underneath it all they work tirelessly to sustain their clan I m so impressed with how amazingly epic French has created this biker gang esue world it was frankly so much fun to be immersed within itNow if I m being honest I didn t think I would enjoy The True Bastards uite as much as I did with The Grey Bastards I wasn t overly keen on Fetch in the first book and knowing that she would be the main character in the seuel felt kind of disappointing I WAS WRONG Fetch was such a superb character She showed an abundance of strength courage and she had such a fiery attitude every time she was humiliated or degraded especially by males it truly was a pleasure to see her put them in their place Fuck she had such a way with words I am Fetching leader of the half orc hoof known as the True Bastards I need to know who you cocksuckers are and what you are doing in the fucking Lots Aw hells Mead said under his breathHowever throughout the book we see that Fetch is than just her hardened exterior as she illustrated her caring and loyal side too In fact all of the Bastards appeared to be rough neck brutes but at their core they were genuinely charming towards one another This is where French really made this seuel into something uite special because he managed to greatly increase the depth of each character Mead Polecat Shed Snake Hoodwink and my beloved Jackal Oats and Fetch all made an incredible cast of friends who I became so attached to by the end One of my favourite scenes was when the Bastards were playing games with the children from their orphanage in a lake The children were reluctant to wash as children are and so to entice them into the water they made a sport of it This scene just perfectly cut through all the grimness of the book and showed such a beautiful light hearted side to each one of themI m just going to briefly mention here that much in the style of The Grey Bastards the level of profanity sexual references including that of genitalia and crude behaviour is just as high in this book Personally I found it entertaining as it created some cracking banter and much humour to again juxtaposition the darker scenes I also felt it rightly fits this world that French has created where the half orcs are carnal by nature However I realise not every reader is going to be comfortable with it so I think it s important to know this before diving inSo what else made this book a remarkable read Well that resides in the action seuences I previously found with the first book that there was a bit too much politics introduced and at times I felt this became overly complex and confusing In the True Bastards French aptly delivers a balance between the politics which is still central to the plot but brought clarity and in between those sections we also get exceptional combat scenes Towards the end when the Bastards were reunited with two of their most fiercest deadliest riders to face a few formidable foes that was a fantastic game changer for me My attention turned from intrigued to holy sheeeeet to please don t let anyone die to fucking hell I can t put this book down How dare you make me feel so many things for orcs FrenchI firmly believe that French has raised the bar in The True Bastards as this was one awesome hog ride If you re looking for a filthy fierce fun fuelled read then the Bastards have got you coveredARC provided by Orbit in exchange for an honest review Thank you


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    Jonathan French Ý 4 characters Read & Download Ô PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Ý Jonathan French EBOOK NEW (The True Bastards) ✓ Jonathan French BLOODY HELLS YES This is Fetch arc she’s the new leader and she’s bad ssed This book is slammed full of action and ssholes I damn loved it better than the first bookFetch has to go through ALOT of shit in this book now that she’s in charge and she has to fight to keep everyone safe and fed There are things working against h

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    Read & Download Ô PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Ý Jonathan French Jonathan French Ý 4 characters review The True Bastards The True Bastards by Jonathan French is a book I reuested from NetGalley and the review is voluntary Last year I read The Grey Bast

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    review The True Bastards Read & Download Ô PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Ý Jonathan French Jonathan French Ý 4 characters I just finished and YES What a journey this was through the Lot Lands 😱 Character driven and fueled with an engrossing plot this novel was a meaty piece of Bastard pie Loved ItReviewThe True Bastards does not disappoint and delivers an eually foul mouthed filthy plot in gritty prose filled with adventure and d

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    EBOOK NEW (The True Bastards) ✓ Jonathan French ”You name us mongrels You name us soot skins You name us ash coloreds You name us in hatred What will you name us when you learn to fear us?”Here we go I’ve been looking forward to the next installment in this gritty violent bloodthirsty foul mouthed barbaric Mad Max on hogs chaotic world since I turned the last page of the first book Did Jonathan French deliver? Indeed he did Let me give you just a bit of backgr

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    review The True Bastards EBOOK NEW (The True Bastards) ✓ Jonathan French Jonathan French Ý 4 characters Our favorite Bastards are back now lead by Fetching and are in a bad way With the Kiln gone the True Bastards renamed from the Grey Bastards fight starvation and terrifying threats old and new How will they survive? With grit and sheer determination that's howI loved The Grey Bastards and Jonathan French has done it again This is a stellar second novel terrifically uniue and exciting It moves at breakneck speed with b

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    EBOOK NEW (The True Bastards) ✓ Jonathan French Ok this was surprisingly different a whole new direction Review to come

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    Jonathan French Ý 4 characters Read & Download Ô PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Ý Jonathan French review The True Bastards There are many ways to die but only one way to survive just keep going Is starvation decimating your ranks with food a constant scarcity? Just keep going Is there a new ancient threat that leads a terrifying race of creatures to hunt in ways n

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    EBOOK NEW (The True Bastards) ✓ Jonathan French Read & Download Ô PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Ý Jonathan French Jonathan French Ý 4 characters ‘The Lot Lands shaped you and often its molding hands were cruel But any form that survived its touch was one better suited to endure its next caress next crushing fist It mattered not at all that you might not enjoy what you bec

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    review The True Bastards Read & Download Ô PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Ý Jonathan French Jonathan French Ý 4 characters 45 STARS Live in the saddle Die on the hog Aaaahhhh It was SO GOOD to be back with the hoof againAdmittedly it took me until about 20

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